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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
LIFE (con't)
OK OK, SO THE CRAZY LADY FROM APPLEBEES.... SHE WAS GONNA TAKE HER 7 YR OLD TO SEE SEX IN THE CITY, WHICH WE WERE TOLD WAS PORN ON THE BIG SCREEN, DUDE.... HELLO!!! SO WE TOOK THE GIRL (we will call her "K") TO SEE IRON MAN... MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE... ANYWHO I GO TO WORK TODAY TO FIND THAT A ROOM I SHOWED SOMEONE WAS USED WITHOUT THAT PERSON CHECKING IN AND PAYING... SWEET JESUS... SO NOW MY BOSS WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I DID (nothing) AND WHY I GAVE HIM THAT ROOM (didnt) WELL NOW THE POLICE ARE INVOLVED AND ITS A BIG OLD SHOWDOWN AT THE COMFORT INN AND SUITES... *sigh* I WISH LIFE WAS SIMPLE, I THINK I MIGHT BECOME A HERMIT... GO TO WORK, COME HOME, PAY BILLS, EAT, SLEEP, THE END.... WHICH IS WHAT I KINDA DO NOW BUT MORE DRAMATIC, THE DRAMA NEEDS TO LEAVE MY LIFE....NOW!!! IM READY TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND STAY THAT WAY TILL THINGS CALM DOWN...AT LEAST IF IM A HERMIT I CAN BLOG ALL THE TIME (so Dana would be happy) BUT MY LIFE WOULD BE LESS INTERESTING SO WHO WOULD WANNA READ MY BLOG? :) COMPLICATED.... ANYWHO... THATS THE UPDATE.... O AND THEY FOUND THE IDIOT AND GAVE HIM TIME, SO I GUESS THATS GOOD.... TTYL
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Ondrea, you can't be a hermit! The world would miss you too much.
So how did the guy get into the room?! Weird. It's like an X-File!!! Hey if Mulder comes to investigate call me a.s.a.p.
I'm thinking at this rate you should be a police officer. You're spending an awful lot of time with them. LOL!
Hang in there. It'll calm down! It's not as embarrassing as say going to eat at Applebees with a lady who's business involves selling sex toys for a living and then proceeds to give detailed accounts of such should we call them implements or instuments or what?!
Dude the ladies car has 40+ big big hearts and five inch letters announcing her profession... Truly it was more mortifying than being the Russian thinking I'm a prostitute! LOL!
DUDE, IM JUST SICK OF EVERYTHING...BLECH...WHEN WERE U A RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE??? I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THEM "BOBs" LMAO.... I WILL DEF CALL IF MULDER COMES, AND THEN U CAN GET MARRIED AND STAY IN A BRIDAL SUITE IN THE COMFORT INN AND SUITES! LOL...LOVE YA!
I was never a Russian prostitute. LOL! You need to read the post entitled LOL! & all of the following comments. Then you will understand the reference. :)
Yes we should call them B.O.B.s ! Girl I'll never forget that night. Applebees will never be the same. ha ha!!!
well, my goodness. liz here, i think you've "seen" me around dana's blog ondrea. i'm one her her various and sundry pals. i thought i was pretty open about sex, lol! but there are limits, jeez! and with your kid...! that reminds of a time i went to a baby wellness check-up with my first child. i was mortified because she had gotten into some markers and proceeded to decorate herself with them, and i couldn't get it off. i explained to the doctor what happened, and tried to assure him i wasn't a crap mom. (i think i mentioned it was my first. everyone's a little ocd with their first) he just laughed, and said i was fine. he then told me about a mom he had seen that day who brought her six-month-old in with a PHONE NUMBER written in permanent marker on her chest. when asked what this was, the woman said she had been at a bar the night before, and this guy wanted to give her is #, but they didn't have any paper, so they used the BABY. and they HAD to use permanent marker, so IT WOULDN'T WASH OFF. in what world does baby+bar=substitute paper??!!!
Hey what happened with that crazy hotel situation? Did the mystery get solved?
OMG LIZ YOU TOTALLY BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY! I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!!!
DANA, THE HOTEL SITCH WAS INTERESTING, I TOLD MY BOSS ABOUT ALL THE ROOMS YOU CAN BREAK INTO WITH A SIMPLE LIBRARY CARD, IT WAS ON THE NEWS! SO SHE CHECKED THAT ROOM AND SURE ENOUGH...YOU WERE ABLE TO BREAK INTO IT... UGH... SO WHAT DID THE OWNERS DO, BLAME IT ON THE FAT KID! LMAO, IM NOT SURE ABOUT MOVIE AND A DINNER, WE WILL HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH MY CHECK IS... LOVE YA!
Did your GM back you up?!
Hey how 'bout one or the other? We could bake a pizza here and splurge on Red Box. :)
YEA SHE DID (at least i think she did, cause im not fired yet) WHEN DID U WANNA DO THIS? TOMORROW? I HAVE TO WORK FROM 1-9PM.... ILL HAVE TO LOOK AT MY SCHEDULE, 1-9PM IS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK... BLECH I KNOW...;)
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